February 2012
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January 2012
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I will make:
BBQ rum jerk pepper tomato raisin stuffed chicken,
And it will be glorious.
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YO DAWG
I have just invented fortified coffee.
I put coffee in the water bit of the coffee machine, now the coffee is being filtered through coffee to make coffee coffee.
Run forth and let the world know of my genius.
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The Bible of ViveLeKernow.
Much like the original Bible, I didn’t write this myself, but it’ll do you good to follow it.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen...
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Droppin' knowledge.
ISN’T IT BLOODY IRRITATING WHEN WOMEN ON FACEBOOK POST INFINITE STATUSES ABOUT THEIR BABIES AND CALL THEM THEIR “LITTLE MAN”!?
December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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